[Movie] Colorless '50 Shades of Grey'
Ok, I know I'm a movie enthusiast, and I was happy that VH recommend this movie to me. But to my knowledge, VH doesn't watch movie that doesn't have at least one nude scene in it. So I was about turn away from this obvious trap, when I read somewhere that 'Fifty Shades of Grey' is one of the highest grossing film of 2015. So there I was, thinking that the man might actually capable of appreciating finer taste.
I was wrong. That man was as vulgar as he had always been. How did this film become the highest grossing film in 2015? I suppose sex REALLY sells. And this movie, its not just any sex. Softcore porn that involved deflowering and sprinkled with some S&M (sadomasochistic) spread. The only things that were missing were a monkey and two zebras. But then again, it wouldn't be a softcore porn now is it? Now I think about, is it even qualified to be called as softcore porn?
|Her final innocent smile, before she got deflowered and violated, willingly.|
Ok, that is so wrong in so many level..
Again, I was wrong. It was a porn, and one thing that I think everyone can agree with, is that you don't watch a porn on a huge screen, with another 40-50 people, in the fucking cinema! Do you know what's the difference between a porn and a movie? Plot. You don't watch a porn for the story, and this film doesn't have a plot.
You want to know what happened in film? Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) met Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan), Ana is a geeky little thing, and Christian have a huge huge.. wallet, and so they shagged, because why not? I know that in some porn, all they need to make a scene was a pizza delivery guy.
|This guy may not be delivering pizza, but he owns a helicopter.|
So that makes it totally ok for him to be a sexual deviant.
Otherwise he would be in prison now.. getting rekt.
I asked the chief editor about this, and he only reply back to me by saying, "Remember Nymphomaniac? VH was the one recommended to me that movie... that movie was almost 6 hours long, in uncut version. Why did you listen to him anyway?".
Urgh.. now I can't go back to that cinema for at least... a year.